Dear Scott,
I am home! Surprise!
Having nothing for me to do in Iraq after misleading me into going out there, I am now home in DC at my company's Crystal City office where on my first day I'm not sure they know I exist.
This place feels like the Twilight Zone. It's very quiet. A few people have said hello, but I don't think anyone is going to give me any work. I realize now that I could've stayed in Iraq indefinitely and not done anything, but still gotten paid. I think instead that is what will now happen here in DC. I will come into work, do nothing, and be paid. Occasionally I will wander down to the Au Bon Pain in the Crystal City underground and get a latte and perhaps a cinnamon scone. All the weight I lost in Iraq I will quickly regain. This is what I predict.
Anyway, in the interest of getting this posted, that is all for now.
Let's hit the gym!
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